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Computers and other electronic devices never make mistakes; they only do what you tell them to do.
(Please note that in some rare cases this does not always apply:)

A lack of planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on my part. - Mr. Dietz

Back up your important stuff so that when your hard drive fails, it's not all of a sudden an emergency for me to attempt to get it back. (hint hint)


Computer Help

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Music
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Spring Grove
Music Website


   

2006 Blue Crue Hawaii Trip
Hawaii

What's inside my computer room?

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Odd Stuff:

Car Commercial
Easy Quiz
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
Outsmart your right foot
Grave
Something to Try
Why God Made Pets
Word Search - Books of the Bible
Funny Video
Noah's Ark
Illusions
Indian Mating Season
The Tomato Garden
Sip the Vodka, Don't Gulp it
American vs. Indian Haley's
Interesting Facts
Port-a-Potty Video
The Taxi Driver and the Nun
You Know You Are Living In 2007 When...

Emily: Watch out for any pears that might heat up and burst into flames:)


 

 

Odd stuff that has been said:

Madison: brb, steph and I are going to throw a hugee chunk of ice in the pool... dont ask

Cale: I didn't say freedom, I said popcorn!

Ben: It's a monkeyfly!

Hope: So, I hear your brother's a bun toaster?

Sarah: omgosh, i'm number 2! I'M BEFORE YOU!!
Ben: what?
Sarah: Wait
Sarah: sorry, wrong box

Tim: *sneezes*
Brian: God Bless you!
Mr. Baum: Nobody else will

Rick: Don't let the rain soak your brain

Matt: Uh... they don't have enough space
Dan: Well, turn 'em around

Tim: Red's in the middle!! Yellow's on the end!!
(long pause)
Mr. Baum: Thank you

Matt: Bigger!
Tim: As big as Ryan's ego!

Mr. Baum: I don't like seeing people in pain... unless I'm the one that caused it.

Ben: Hey Ashley, scoot down - It's raining over here.

Mr. Brenner: Gee, they shaved you like a sheep.

(during warm-up, playing an Eb scale)
Buster: Watch your E natural, it's a little flat!

Mr. Brenner: Ben, there's 3 things in life you can count on:
   1. You will die
   2. You will pay taxes
   3. And you WILL play the chromatic scale at district band tryouts.

Ashley: Xzavier, stop spitting!
Xzavier: But there was a stone in my mouth!

Lauren: hahahaaa
Lauren: ahahahah
Lauren: AHAHAHHAAHHAHAA
Ben: wow, lol

Matt: Band is NOT fun, right Mr. Dietz?
Mr. Dietz: It is now!

Curtis: This corn came from a cob.
Sammy: ALL corn comes from a cob.

Sam: I'm honored to ride in God's chariot.

Sarah: AHH - something just hit me.
Dan: Maybe it was a thought.

Anne: Wow! I'm really out of shape. My pinky hurts.

Mr. Dietz: Frank Ferraro is dead!

Ryan: I couldn't log into Windows Live because the site was having technical difficulties.
Ben: What?! Microsoft having technical difficulties? No way!

Ben: Yesterday I got a box in the mail and it had a huge sheet of bubble wrap. The BIG bubbles. And I popped every single one of them.
Ashley: You're as bad as a little kid:)
Ashley: Reasons your my friend # 145 - you find joy in the simplest things in life.