There was a taxi driver in New York, almost time to go home, but he had time to pick up one more pesrson.
So he looked around and saw a nun waving her hand, and pulled over to pick her up. She got in the cab, told the driver where she wanted to go, and he pulled away.
A few blocks down the road, the nun noticed that the driver kept staring into the review mirror at her, only taking his eyes off her to see where he was going. Curious as to why, the nun asked the driver what he might be looking at.
The driver answers, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She says "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun this long, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you can say or ask that I would find offensive."
He replies, "Well, I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss a nun."
The nun, seemingly unsurprised, says "Well, in order for me to satisfy you, you need to be single and catholic."
Eagerly he says, "YES! I'm single AND I'm Catholic!"
So the nun says "Ok, pull into the next alley." So he does, and she kisses him and they pull away.
Well not too much farther, the driver starts crying. The nun asks, "Sir, why are you crying?"
The driver says, "I'm sorry sister, but I have sinned, please forgive me. I'm not single or catholic, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "Well I guess that's OK. 'cause my name's George and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."